It would be popular!

TCP Pop
A TCP flavoured alcopop for clean-freaks on a night out. Gargling goodness.

Pick up a pocket
You should be able to buy pockets on their own, that you can sew or iron onto any top, jacket or jeans. Pocketses are useful!

Eau de école
A crisp and fart scented perfume for people who wish to impersonate children (mostly boys of course) in order to get on the buses for free.

Kitty Wipes
Fresh wipes for the mouth - for lovers who awake with "kitten breath" but want to have a morning snog. Possibly includes a bristled area for the tongue. Hmm.